Posts Tagged ‘tea’

Reasons You Should Visit Me Update: Tea at the Umstead!

When I wrote my post about reasons you should visit me, I included afternoon tea at the Umstead without ever having experienced it myself. I was that sure of how awesome it would be. But, just to maintain my high level of Internet credibility, I decided to investigate to be certain. Spoiler alert: everything was amazing.

What did you expect?

What did you expect?

The Umstead is North Carolina’s only 5 star hotel, and it is just down the street from my apartment!!! Gotta take advantage of that classy scene. But first, you have to look your best:

Not that I don't always

Not that I don’t always

Although, in reality, there were people there in flip flops. PEASANTS.

You can choose from seven or eight different kinds of tea, or just get a cocktail if you’re completely gauche:

Like this character

Like this character

The first course starts off with tiny adorable sandwiches:

They taste better because they're cut into shapes. FACT

They taste better because they’re cut into shapes. FACT

You got your cucumber, your chicken salad, your asparagus egg salad, your cream cheese panna cotta, and your smoked salmon. ALL DELICIOUS. Even Steven liked all of them, and he normally hates things that end in “salad” or fish.

Second course was scone time

Second course was scone time

Cranberry scones and pistachio raspberry tea cakes with a whole raspberry baked in the middle? The only way to make that better is with homemade apricot jam!! Also, devonshire cream and lemon curd, because of course.

But then there’s course number 3:

When I saw it coming towards us, I went "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod" and everyone looked at me

When I saw it coming towards us, I went “Ohmygodohmygodohmygod” and everyone looked at me

This tower is poignant in a way, because, while delicious, it comes with the sad knowledge that nothing else will ever be as delicious and you are just going to have to keep living your life while knowing that. Top tier you got your berry macarons. Perfect macarons, of course. And you bet we can appreciate that now. Then there was this chocolate mousse/caramel whipped cream concoction, and finally a kind of lemon raspberry cake with vanilla mousse that words cannot even describe.

Of course, everything tasted better because it was tiny and adorable

Of course, everything tasted better because it was tiny and adorable

Also, because we were listening to live harp music:

This was after he left. We were right next to him so I didn't want to spook him by taking his picture while he was playing

This was after he left. We were right next to him so I didn’t want to spook him by taking his picture while he was playing

You haven’t experienced true fanciness until you’ve had afternoon tea while listening to a guy play Billy Joel on the harp. Just putting that out there right now.

In conclusion, Steven got sloshed, I nearly swooned from joy, and you should probably visit ASAP so we can do it again together.

The 5 Best Things You Can Get at Trader Joe’s

I don’t do my normal shopping at Trader Joe’s, because Food Lion is closer and cheaper, but there are some things you can only get there that I can’t live without.

1. Cookie Butter

I always buy crunchy, but smooth seems to be more popular?

I always buy crunchy, but smooth seems to be more popular?

Holy crap cookie butter is good. I decided to try it after reading this article, which mentioned a store needing to limit them at two per customer. While mine doesn’t seem to care, I can see what all the hype is about. It’s a dessert spread that tastes like cinnamon cookies. Steven will literally just eat it plain off a spoon. I like it best on apples, and have been trying it in place of peanut butter in some desserts, to great success. It’s less sticky than peanut butter, which makes it easier to eat too. Everyone should try it at least once–it will probably change your life.

2. Bite-size chicken samosas

Steven bought these because, why not? Indian food!

Steven bought these because, why not? Indian food!

We made these one Sunday to eat while chilling out rewatching Veronica Mars. Then the episode was over, the plate was empty, and I was like “What should we do now?” We both kind of looked at each other, at the empty plate, and decided instantly, “Go back to Trader Joe’s and buy more of those”. So we did. They are awesome. Not spicy at all, and the outside is more like phyllo dough than other samosas I’m used to. I’m obsessed.

3. Chai Tea Latte Mix

I usually just buy regular kind, but certain times of year there are also pumpkin, salted caramel, and others

I usually just buy regular kind, but certain times of year there are also pumpkin, salted caramel, and others

You know me: I’m an insufferable tea snob. I have even been known to look askance at even Teavana because you’re buying tea from a chain in the mall you philistine and I bet you let it steep too long too. Actually, you might not know this because I pretty much keep it on the DL. Let’s just say, that once I was sixteen and passed up every fun thing you could do in London to visit the Tea Museum instead. And there a strange old man ambushed me near an exhibit of mustache cups and ranted for like fifteen minutes about how “the art of tea is dead–everyone is just drinking brown water and, the worst part is, they think they like it.” Instead of being alarmed, I decided he was the best and have made his snobby tea opinions my own. It wasn’t hard, since I was a pretty snobby 16-year-old. I like to think I’m not anymore–about everything that’s not tea.

Which is why it’s shocking, shocking that I ever bought this in the first place. It’s tea from a mix! And the shameful secret is, I REALLY like it. I don’t know if that means I’ve just been pretending all this time, or it’s something special or what. Most likely, it is just 100% sugar with some cinnamon on top, but I don’t care. Plus, the containers are really useful for keeping buttons/paperclips/whatever after they’re empty.

4. Mango and Cream bars

There are also raspberry and coffee flavors, but why would you choose that when there is mango

There are also raspberry and coffee flavors, but why would you choose that when there is mango

These are the perfect size–they’re about as long as your palm! With slightly more mango to cream, they are a perfect, light dessert when you feel like something sweet, but don’t want anything too big or heavy. Plus, mango!!!!

5. Pear Cinnamon Cider

Unfortunately I think this guy might be seasonal?

Unfortunately I think this guy might be seasonal?

I’m not as into apple cider as Steven, but I love this pear version!! It’s subtler than apple, which I like, though it’s still as warm and spicy on a cold day. How often do you get to eat pear at all, let alone in juice form? Look for it when it starts to get chilly!!

Okay, now I’m hungry.

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