Archive for December, 2013

Make A Face

So remember when I crocheted that lion? The same book has a pattern for a pretty adorable giraffe. Of course, giraffes are my favorite animal, so I had to try it. All went well, until the end, when it just told me to “make a face.” I looked at the picture of the finished product for guidance, but they used for real plastic stuffed animal eyes. I thought I could probably just make do with yarn, and eventually ended up with:

At first you think he's creepy, but after awhile his ugliness is kind of endearing

At first you think he’s creepy, but after awhile his ugliness is kind of endearing

I don’t know how I feel. Maybe I’ll make a whole series of stuffed animals from this book, and they’ll all be normal until the face, which will be weird and kind of terrifying. Steven doesn’t like how it watches him. I plan on setting it on his sleeping chest for him to wake up to any morning now.

Watercolor Practice!

It’s been awhile since I took that watercolor class, and I’ve for the most part been ignoring the leftover supplies that stare guiltily at me every time I open my closet. I guess it’s my lack of drawing skills that have been holding me back, and my lack of watercolor paper. But I finally found some for like $3 at Target. It’s not as nice as the kind we used in class, but definitely better for a newb like me anyway. Inspiration came while watching TV, when I realized Adventure Time characters are actually made of really simple shapes. Especially:

Lumpy Space Princess, or part of her

Lumpy Space Princess, or part of her

You’d be surprised how difficult it is to draw half a star.

Then I was on a roll:

Ice King probably turned out second best

Ice King probably turned out second best

I have two different color blue paints, so there wasn’t as much mixing involved. That’s the part that’s still tricky to me, getting the exact color you want, and being able to tell what it will look like in the painting. I think I use too much water.

Princess Bubblegum's three different shades of pink didn't turn out exactly right, but whatevs

Princess Bubblegum’s three different shades of pink didn’t turn out exactly right, but whatevs

The other annoying thing about watercolor is that most pictures take awhile, since you have to wait for the water to dry between coats or when doing adjacent sections. If you’re not careful they’ll bleed all into each other. That’s what happened to Marceline’s hair here:

I tried to fix it when I outlined later in marker, but it's still my least favorite one

I tried to fix it when I outlined later in marker, but it’s still my least favorite one

I plan on doing more later!! They can be an Adventure Time family on my wall!

Oranges All Over Everything

As often happens when my parents visit me, I’m left with a giant sack of oranges and grapefruit. They are delicious, but numerous, so Steven and I have to conscientiously try to eat them all before they go bad. To that end, we once again had a ORANGE CHALLENGE SURPRISE dinner on Sunday. It’s kind of like Iron Chef, and the secret ingredient was orange. I’m not sure which of us won this one. Here’s what I made:

I'm not giving you the recipe, because it sucked

I’m not giving you the recipe, because it sucked

On the plus side, it used up three oranges and one grapefruit, so it beat Steven’s on that score. If only it had used them well. It was supposed to be a kind of orzo pasta salad with citrus, red onion, mint, and basil. Yeah… Mint and basil are a super weird combo, and I’m not sure which was the main flavor problem or if it was somehow both of them. Also, red onion always tastes unpleasantly like acid to me, no matter how finely chopped, so each bite basically just tasted like eating raw onion. Bleh.

Luckily, Steven’s was more successful:

He made homemade truffles, like a fancy person

He made homemade truffles, like a fancy person

Usually when Steven tackles these fancy, difficult projects, they end up kind of weird if they end up as anything at all. So you can imagine my shock when it was my easy, sensible recipe that failed hardcore, and his that was a delicious success. He made two kinds: the ones pictured, an orange liqueur truffle, and some orange ginger ones. The process was long, and fraught with peril and messiness, but they are incredibly delicious. Almost too delicious, like I can barely eat a whole one, they’re so rich. This project only took one orange, but it used it wisely.

Back to eating them for breakfast and snacks for me!

International Librarian Corps Signet Ring!!!!

Steven’s way too hopped up on his own genius to keep things secret sometimes, which is why I got one of my Christmas presents early!!! Yay!!!

It's a ring!

It’s a ring!

An International Librarian Corps signet ring! The International Librarian Corps has been appearing in my NaNoWriMo novels since forever. At first it was just a joke from a minor character:

Talwyn rolled her eyes at him and whipped a metal badge out of her pocket. It had an emblem that featured a quill pen writing the word KNOWLEDGE! in big letters, with the exclamation point and all, in an open book. The words “International Librarian Corps” were written across the top, and then “Librarian—First Class” along the bottom. “Suck it,” Talwyn said, putting the badge away.
“Yeah,” Amos said, turning back to the screen. “I’m still not convinced you didn’t have that made just to perpetrate this elaborate subterfuge that librarians matter.”

But eventually I wrote a whole book about a girl being sent to the ILC’s academy, the John Cotton Dana School for the Worryingly Gifted.

“You fight made up monsters?” she asked, glancing at the battle axe hanging high on the wall of the librarian’s office. “Like Where The Wild Things Are?”
“Ever since they developed the taste for human flesh, yes,” Miss Pin confirmed. “But it’s mostly not about physical confrontation. We use books to harness them. Otherwise we’d have an even greater problem on our hands. Once you write it down, it’s more or less tied in place. Of course, they try to escape all the time. Especially in libraries. Which is where I come in.”

Anyway, based on my description, Steven made this baller logo:

Based on the books, there's no way I'm experienced enough at bookaneering to be considered a Librarain--First Class, but whatever

Based on the books, there’s no way I’m experienced enough at bookaneering to be considered a Librarain–First Class, but whatever

Using that, he had it 3D printed!!!! With this app. Truly, we live in the future.

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