Q: Who are you?

A:  Patricia Ladd, conveniently shortened to Pladd. See The Deets for more deets.

Q: What makes you think anyone would care what you have to say?

A:  You are reading this RIGHT NOW. QED, suckers.

Q: Have you always been so paranoid and passive aggressive?

A:  Yes. Sometimes I’m just better at hiding it.

Q: Did you really publish a book?

A:  Yes, the summer before senior year of high school. I try to keep it on the DL because of the spelling error on the second to last page. Also, it doesn’t really come up naturally in conversation. Unless someone starts talking about the publishing process and you can be all “Well, when MY book was published” etc. It’s also required reading in a sixth grade Gifted class at Seminole Middle School. Sometimes I give talks and pretend to know things.

Q: How did you score such a sweet blog, since you are in no way artistic or computer literate?

A:  Fair enough, but I happen to be engaged to Steven Wiggins, of Blackmjck Designs fame. Someone who apparently thinks buying the domain name of your name is a romantic gesture.

Q: Where did you meet?

A:  Screw Date. It’s kind of a long story. A long, weird story. Involving a bet, Screw Date, period costume, and vomit. Yeah, I know, a winning combination.

Q: What is your favorite animal?

A:  Giraffes. Duh.